She-Parent's favorite past-time is making young children unhappy. When He-Parent says, "Ask your mother!" She-Parent exclaims with a chortle, "No! You may not have another cookie! But
here, have another piece of broccoli!"
She-Parent enjoys enforcing rules and saying "No", especially if it makes a child cry. She cannot be reasoned with using methods such as whining, sobbing, or falling on the floor. These actions
simply amuse She-Parent.
Join She-Parent, won't you, as she crushes the spirits and stomps on the dreams of children far and wide.
